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07.06.2011
infatuated
Scout Anglin

The restaurant is seeming constructed entirely out of dark woods, leathers and wine bottles. Not the sort of place I could afford on a reporter’s salary.

A large man in an expensive suit is waiting for me in the lobby. He walks me back to a private room.

There he pats me down, asks me if I’m wearing a wire, takes my bag before waving me in.

Inside, the mayor dines alone.

“Burress, man, how long you been on my ass?” He saws through a steak as he speaks. The meat is just this side of raw.

“Couldn’t say, probably about as long as you’ve infatuated with breaking the law, your honor.”

That stops him eating. He points at the chair opposite him. “Sit.”

I sit down, smiling. “So what’s with the summons? You avoid talking to me like I’m one of your baby mommas.”

“Your wish came true. The Feds got me. They’re taking it. The money, my houses, everything. So I need you.”

“Me? What for?”

“You’re going to write my story. We’ll split the money. Cause when I get out, I’m sure as hell not going to be poor. Burress, you finally got your damned interview.”

Memphis Note
To say Memphis politics aren’t corrupt would be to deny that fire is hot and water is wet. We’ve had mayors rule the city like it was their own puppet kingdom, dozens of elected officials brought down in a single day by a federal sting, and a sense of elected entitlement that cannot be stopped. But the thing that I can’t figure out is how none of those crooked politicians have managed to swing a good book deal out of it all.

10.01.2011
engulf
Laurel Amatangelo

She was having a very hard time understanding her internship.

The reporter she was paired with chewed raw aspirin – constantly – and appeared to live in a dumpster full of half-drunk whiskey bottles and cheap suits.

He ceaselessly referred to her with demeaning pet names like sweetheart, toots and, on more than one occasion, “sugar tits”. And If she didn’t have his exact right mix of coffee and bourbon waiting for him every morning, along with a fresh pack of Pall Malls, he’d start into a tirade about how women never should’ve been allowed out of the kitchen, let alone into a newsroom.

To say she hated this man would have been a rather obscene understatement.

But when they started working, when she saw how he would let a story completely engulf him, and not stop until he’d gotten what he was after; she had to admit she respected the man, but just enough to make her hate him even more.

On the last day of her internship, she confronted him, demanding to know why he’d been so horrible to her.

He regarded her for a moment and sipped his bourbon coffee.

“Because now nothing will shock you. Sugar tits.”

Memphis Note
I know a lot of people who work for local newspapers and TV stations. Nearly all of them have a story about some one like this in their newsroom. This one is for all of them.

15.11.2010

What is Memphis Fast Fiction?

It’s a simple idea. A very big, but very simple idea.

Three hundred sixty-five short stories. Two hundred words each. Seventy three thousand words in total.

All about one city. All in one year.

The catch? I need you to help me do it.

I need you to submit a title, up to four words, and a single word to be used somewhere in the 200 that make up the story. You can submit by going here, or using the form farther down the page.

I’ll take that prompt and turn it into a 200 word piece of Fast Fiction.

The Fast Fiction idea isn’t mine. Originally, I borrowed it from British writer Lee Barnett as a writing exercise on my blog. But recently Lee stepped up and started knocking out story after story after story, one hundred and fifty in a row. And it got me thinking.

What if you could turn a whole year into a series of stories?

And then…

What if you could write them all about one thing?

And finally…

What if that one thing was Memphis?

So here we are.

You Said You Needed Me to Help?

Yes, I do. Memphis Fast Fiction is dependent on your submissions. I need at least 365 of them. The more I get, the better ideas I can come up with.

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Submitted prompts that are intentionally unworkable (ie: "Dorito Spanked Waffle Sauce" for a title and "antidisestablishmentarianism" for the word) will be ignored. No joke prompts, please.

 

I also need you to spread the word, to let people know this is going on. Get your friends to submit ideas, post this to Facebook. Anything you can think of.

When Will You Start Posting Stories?

January 1st, 2011. The final story will go up December 31st, 2011.

This submission form will move aside and you’ll start seeing stories fill up the page.

And who knows. Once I start, I may never stop. This is Memphis after all. If there’s one thing we’ve got – it’s stories to tell.

I’m sure a lot of you are thinking it. I know I am.

How is he going to write 365 stories about one city?

Well, the raw mechanics and brain-shredding nature of the whole thing not with standing, simply put, I’m going to cheat.

See, Memphis is a location fixed in space. Its shape may change, but as long as it exists, it exists here. But time? Time flows over it like the water in a creek flows over a stone in its bed.

For this project, time is my cheat.

I’m not going to write solely about modern Memphis. I’m going to write about Memphis’s past and future, both distant and near. Sure, there will be tons of stories based in the right now, but don’t be surprised to see stories about Native Americans or the Yellow Fever Epidemic or involving robots or maybe even one or two about the fish in the ancient ocean that used to be over our heads if I go mad enough.

And, I mean, that’s half the fun, right? Watching me go slowly lose it trying to get this all done and see my concepts of time get more and more abstract?

14.11.2010

They are temporary.

There will be an appropriate design for this come January 1st. In the meantime, there needed to be something to house the form and basic information.